Why do people have bald heads?

Legend tells that humans get their traditional bald heads from bald eagles. They say that if your hair starts to fall out it is a blessing from the great eagle god. Back in the ancient days if you were bald this was a lady magnet. Once their were an eagle named the great Binfrey Mazu. He flew over all the humans to watch over them. He was like a guardian. Every three times a year he would poop on a baby’s head and those that got pooped on would become successful. Over the time the blessing would wear off but before the great Binfrey Mazu died he was to bless two people that way his blessing would carry on forever. One day the people of the binfrey mazu tribe had a great year with out incident so they kill the great mazu and ate him. They called this day thanksgiving. Till this day I have tried or wanted to touch people bald head but they are very protective of who they let touch it and they get very offended. All my family have got their blessing by touching the blessed bald one’s but me. I tried to touch my coach but he busted off my and I can’t touch my teacher cause he got my grade. What shall I do? I know ima wait till I graduate.