Monday, October 5, 2009

How Leprechauns Came To Be Evil

Once upon a time there was a leprechaun who was 1,000 years old he was really ugly he had bumps on his face, wrinkles on his face, and his nails were long and brown he was short and he loved his gold. If anybody steals his gold he would kill them. So one day there was a bum who was white he whore filthy clothes, whore worn out shoes, and some of his teeth were missing. So he was walking to the store to get some beer and when he went under a tree to finish his beer he threw it on the ground and he found a pot of gold that just popped out of nowhere. So he stares at the gold for a while and he decides to look in the gold in the gold he finds a gold tooth that he can but in his mouth. After that he takes the pot of gold before he started to leave with the gold this ugly green thing popped out of nowhere. And the leprechaun said you know you shouldn’t be stealing me gold you know. Then the bum said but this is my gold plus this gold doesn’t belong to you any way because your to ugly. Then the leprechaun said what’s that shining in your mouth may I take a look. Then the leprechaun went into his mouth then he said this is gonna hurt so he yanked the golden tooth out of the bum’s mouth. Then the bum was upset so he found this necklace in the gold and he threw over the leprechauns neck and the leprechaun started yelling and he turned into stone and the man kept the gold. Now the leprechaun is in his hands now so as long as he doesn’t take the necklace off the leprechaun won’t come alive.

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