god's myth

Jordan Drinkwater
10.5.2009
Period 5
Why do we have rain?


One day the heavenly gates were shaking and the angels were wondering what was going on. “What is this rumbling sound?’’ the angel asked. “I have no idea angel, let’s go find out.” Pony said. So the angels walked around the heavenly mansion and looked through all the rooms, the kitchens, the movie theaters and still the rumbling sound was going on. The only room left was god’s room so the angels put their ear to the door and god was making the rumbling sound! “God, what is the matter why are you crying?” “Why must this water fall above us?” “I’m sorry angels it’s just that I’m stressed and I get mad, then I cry. “I have no idea why this water is falling from the sky, but let’s go figure this out. So, god and the angels walked out the heavenly mansion and out into the heavenly garden and suddenly the water stopped! “God, what just happened first it was water falling now it’s just gone? God tried to figure this out but couldn’t come up with anything. Angel came to a conclusion “god” she said “cry again.” “What” I said “cry again”. So god start crying again and the water started to pour down on them again. God was amazed when he cried the cloud’s let out water above them and the sky turned gray. “God when you cry something happens to the world.” “All over or just the heavenly gates?” “All over god, what, what should we call this?” pony rubbed her belly and said “rain”. “since I’m having the first baby in heavenly manners and this is our first experiment at heavenly manners let’s name it rain!” so from then on every time it rains in the world god is either watering his plants or crying from being stressed out. So when it thunders god must be really mad at the world so be nice to him from now on!