LOP for all

Adrian Michalik
satire article
10-7-14
7th

LOP for all!
Don't you just love when you're accidentally late to class a few times and you find out you're on LOP. For being late 5 minutes you get a detention that you have to spend one hour after school to get rid out what a great system! I couldn't think of anything else i would want to be doing after school then waiting one hour a amazing cafeteria. There are a lot of benefits of being on LOP though like not being able to go to the bathroom during class so you have to go during passing period where you can be late some more to add to your LOP sentence! I hope this system is in place until the school is abandoned or destroyed. If we ever get a new principle that takes away the LOP policy i will probably have to transfer because being part of a school without a LOP system would be heartbreaking. If i was principle i would change the amount of detentions you have to have to get on LOP  to one detention instead of five so all students could experience the wonders of LOP. I hope our principle change the policy to one detention soon, it would make me so happy.