Jesenia Laboy

English 2, 3rd Period

October 7, 2014

Don't you just love taking swimming first period at school? It's so fun to look like crap the rest of the day because you only have ten minutes to shower and change in a limited amount of space. The best part is taking the cold showers before and after getting in the pool at 7:30 A.M. Then being completely naked in front of a bunch of bunch of girls when changing knowing they can easily judge you at any moment. Being late to the next period is amazing! I've always liked getting a detention and a tardy everyday to the same class. Oh my gosh, and did I mention how exciting it is to be swimming laps on top of laps for a good 30 to 40 minutes with a max of 30 second breaks that we rarely receive? I can never ask for anything better. Chlorine in your eyes, nose, and ears, and having hard, knotted hair when you try to comb it. I've been wishing for that since I was a kid. Hair changing colors, body smelling like the nasty chemicals that are in the water for the rest of the day even though you wash up with soap in the shower after. It's the best smell your nose can sniff. Don't get me wrong, guys totally are attraction to girls with these qualities. They love seeing girls having wrinkly, old lady hands and weak finger nails. They would marry them the first chance they get.