Braces

Jocelynn Herrera
Satire Article
10/7/14
Period 7th

Oooh Braces!
I just love my beautiful braces. The way my dentist just cleans them out, and makes me bleed out of my gums, for a whole day. The way they drill in my teeth so deep that you can feel the burning and hotness.You can just hear ZZZZEEEEEZZEEE!! Loving the thickness of my braces that it made my upper lip pop out the first week that i got them on. I loved the glue, that made my mouth all drowsy and icky. The sweet smell of the lazer scrapping my teeth against one another, it just feels amazing. My dentist is the best! he sends me home with a numb mouth and saliva drooling all over my mouth. What's better than getting your braces tighten? I mean its awesome that i cant sleep at night and i have to miss a good day at school the next day. I find it cool when my friends call me Metal Mouth, isn't that a cool nickname? My braces don't bother me at all, i'm totally doing fine with them. Braces are just the best thing ever. I mean braces make me way more attractive, like they are just shining out there. This is why i just love braces.