Cheaters

Cashmere Guerrero

You know what's the amazing thing about a guy? When they cheat! I love it. From all the nonchalant lies, to the fake "I love yous." Gosh, it's a truly great feeling. All the time you spend on that person, just to find out there was someone on the side is just awesome. The feeling of sorrow just feels good. The sleepless nights and dreadful tears are so refreshing. I love reading texts that are completely meaningless at the end of the day. Knowing that pretty much anyone can take what's supposed to be mine, is great. Knowing that any living, breathing creature in existence can catch your oh so small attention-span. On a scale from 1-10, cheaters are an 11. Yous are so successful at your job, you should be getting paid. I salute you. I hope you one day fall in love with a beautiful girl, and she cheats on you. I hope you get butterflies when it happens. You deserve it for all of your hard work!