Sunday, March 17, 2019

Re: Dear Brian Shimansky,

Who are you and why do you want my hair? 

On Thu, Mar 14, 2019 at 1:50 PM Galvan, Mia <migalvan@cps.edu> wrote:
I'm sorry that I am emailing you, but I doubt that I can talk to you in person. Since I have to give you props of your security, they're thougher then they look. Especially the tall mexican dude. Let me tell you that guy can throw a punch, but that's besides the point. I am emailing you just to say that I truly admire your looks. You have embodied what it is to be a good looking man and I would love to find you in your sleep and cut your hair. Now what I would do with that hair would be putting it in my stuffed animals just like the others. That's why I've found out where you live and would like to talk to you in person. Don't be alarmed though, I'll only be partly armed. If you are wondering how and when I got your address, all it took was a quick google search. I hope that we can be able to chat more. 

p.s. Tell Alex to bring the stuff when I come over, Or else. 

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